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intertext ([personal profile] intertext) wrote2007-03-10 09:10 pm

The Revenge of [personal profile] lidocafe

More interview questions from [livejournal.com profile] lidocafe. Let me know in a comment if you would like five questions, and I will create some.

1. If you had become an actor and joined the Royal Shakespeare Company, what role would you most want to be your signature role and why?
Rosalind, always Rosalind. Because she's so funny and intelligent and down-to-earth and wonderful. I'm assuming, of course, that I ever achieved the leading lady status to play such a part. Otherwise, maybe Juliet's nurse :)

2. This is kind of lame, but I'll ask it anyway. You inherit a bazillion dollars. Besides paying off debts and buying material objects like jewels and cars and first editions and plane tickets and houses, explain your top two dream projects.
I'd like to buy a big swatch of land somewhere - a few hundred acres, or an island or something - and donate it to the Land Conservancy, to ensure that it was protected for posterity, and then let them raise marmots or some such on it... you get the idea.
Then, there's something called The Farley Foundation, named after that cartoon dog in "For Better or For Worse," the one that died and everyone in the whole country cried for about a week. The foundation provides help for seniors and handicapped people who have pets and can't afford vets' bills... but it's only in Ontario. My mum absolutely loved "For Better or For Worse" and she absolutely loved dogs - I've already donated some money to it in her name, but I'd love to get a chapter of it started here in BC and really make a difference because it would be something she would have loved and that I care about too.

3. What is your greatest vice, and how do you feel about it?
Yikes. I think I'm going to take the fifth on that one :)

4. If you could have someone else's life (someone real), past or present, for one year, whom would you choose, and why?
That's a very interesting question. There's someone I went to university with, whom I was quite good friends with for a while, and she seems to me to be living the life I always thought I wanted. She has a PhD, she teaches children's literature at UofT, she's married, with two daughters, she has sisters, her family has a place on Hornby Island, where they spend every summer. She writes reviews of children's books for The Horn Book and the Toronto Star, and she's written a couple of books about children's books and a short story or two. Those were all things I dreamed of doing or having or being at one time or another (yet another road not taken, I guess, right down to the husband and two kids...) It might be interesting to live inside that life for a while. Would I find it deadly boring or stifling or unfulfilling, or would it fill me with desperate longing for what I'll never have?

5. Prostitute or soldier--which occupation would you find more difficult and why?
Jeez. You don't pull your punches, do you? That is a REALLY difficult question. I think, all things considered, probably soldier. Actually, seeing as I cried when I had to kill a rat once that had got into my basement, maybe it's not so difficult to explain. I think cutting a life short must always be a more terrible thing than offering your body to someone for money.

[identity profile] lilyfriend.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 02:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Am I the only person who doesn't like Rosalind? Everyone I talk to loves her. But seriously, dangle the guy around why don't you? Try to change him? Ha.. apparently that only works in plays. Honesty mean anything to people in the 15th and 16th centuries?? :P Sure she was clever, and there were aspects to admire, but she just kinda drove me nuts most of the time. :P Actions speak louder than words!

Then again, I'm also the only person I know that stands up for poor Gildenstern and Rosencrantz. So what do I know...

[identity profile] lilyfriend.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Make that 16th and 17th.. I told myself not to do that and I still did.

[identity profile] lilyfriend.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm also highly offended that Paul (my fiance) calls me His Falstaff. As if that's supposed to be a good thing? He claims it is.. but maaaaaan.

[identity profile] lidocafe.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I realized after I sent them that I might be walking the line between the force and the dark side there.

Your choice of life fascinates me. Many people would choose someone much more obviously powerful.

Soldier would have been my choice too. Neither would be a dream-job, but killing people, well, I don't see how people do it. From what I can see in the literature, a lot of them don't get over it. Ever.

[identity profile] intertext.livejournal.com 2007-03-11 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, I'd have to be a high class hooker :) But there's a sense that giving someone pleasure, and doing it well doesn't have to be just someone's sexual fantasy, it could be a calling, assuming that it was uncoerced and guilt free. Maybe I've read and watched too much sf and fantasy (in which this is a trope), but maybe it's also the idealist in me. Whereas killing ... well, I don't think even killing Hitler would be a fine thing.

[identity profile] intertext.livejournal.com 2007-03-12 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I like Rosencrantz and Guildenstern in Tom Stoppard ... But, yes, sorry, you're going to have to be the minority on Rosalind. And I would thump my boyfriend if he called me Falstaff.