All the Better to See You With: I'm so Progressive!

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I am now the proud owner/wearer of a set of progressive contact lenses!! Wow. I can read again. And see the little buttons on my dvd player (black on black: impossible!) And with contacts you don't have that thing I see my friends with progressive glasses doing - tilting their heads until they get the "sweet spot." It seems pretty seamless. Amazing. Mind you, where I was better than 20/20 in distance vision, I now have lost quite a bit, so I'll never be a fighter pilot now. Or a spy.

Darn.

But I can read! I can read! I can read! No more horrible reading glasses!!