Things we do for our dogs

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So my younger beardie has an infection in his prepu... somthing-or-other (the tip of his penis). This will involve my syringing said orifice with warm water and epsom salts twice a day. Well, we'll see what Robinson has to say about it. This reminds me of a few years ago, when my older beardie, Cholmondeley, had a nasty infection in his anal glands. I bet you can guess what's coming! Yes, this meant that I had to stick a syringe up his bum twice a day and squirt antibiotic ointment up it. He was amazingly civilized about this procedure, and just stood there and let me get on with it! Only for those we love...