I HATE fireworks!!!!

I'm sorry to be a Hallowe'en grinch, but my younger dog has not eaten for two days now, has barely peed, and is spending most of his life curled up in the farthest, darkest corner he can find, all because of those god-forsaken, blighted, absolutely effing fireworks which serve no purpose that I can tell beyond providing amusement for adolescent boys.

/rant