Saturday, September 27th, 2025 02:36 pm

⌈ Secret Post #6840 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Saturday, September 27th, 2025 02:28 pm
[ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #978 ]




The first secret from this batch will be posted on October 4th.



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Saturday, September 27th, 2025 05:44 pm
I have had a circular journey with the movie The Mandalorian and Grogu. At first I thought 'That's not a real movie', then I thought 'Well, maybe the movie is real but that's obviously a joke name the internet has given it,' and then I wondered 'Did Disney forget to swap out the working title?' And now, having seen the trailer I have come all of the way back around to 'This movie isn't real.'

Speaking of movies that aren't real, The Thursday Murder Club is less an actual movie than it is an extremely pricey episode of Midsomer Murders

Telly is real, though.

I frickin' adored Alien: Earth even though, had you been in the room with me while I was watching it, all you would have heard was a near constant litany of 'OH, NO. EW, GROSS. AGHH! THAT'S SO UNPLEASANT. PUT THAT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT OR SO HELP ME!

Some things I particularly enjoyed: Boy Kavalier being the sort of SBF/Altman/Musk amalgamation so icky that you want to join the Xenomorph war on he side of the Xenoomorphs. Weyland Yutani's continued insistence on sending people so underpaid/underequipped/unqualified that they don't know about shatterproof glass to collect the universe's most dangerous biological specimens. The unsubtle, tonally jarring, but completely epic mic drops at the end of each episode. The adult actors playing children in grown up bodies by moving like they didn't know what a back spasm was. That they didn't try to hide what the Xenomorph looked like as though we didn't all know.

One thing that I did not like: The horrifying eyeball monster/evil sheep combo. Kill it with fire. And rocks. And rocks which are on fire.

'This is not a good television show,' I say to myself at three o'clock in the morning as I hit 'next episode on The Hunting Wives. I guess I will once again reiterate that 'good' and 'great' are not the same thing.

My two favourite bits of this show were i) the flashback to how the main character met her husband and it's just that he happened to be the first man who ambled into her field of view when she was having a moment of gay panic, ii) when one of the secondary characters keeps saying to the woman she's in love with that they can't be together openly, and, like, obviously not, because she's a horrible murderer who is only pretending to take you back so she can find out if your sheriff husband (also gay) suspects her, but I do not think that is what you meant.

A lot of the Marvel telly stuff of late has had a whiff of 'What's the point?' about it, having obviously been put in motion before Marvel pivoted and now being sent out to die, which is bummer in the case of the two most recent animated shows which were pretty solid.

Eyes of Wakanda had an awesome art style, expanded the world of Wakanda without getting tangled in the weeds of Boseman's passing, and gave us an Iron Fist that didn't suck.

I don't think anyone had particularly high expectations of a spin-off from a 2021 episode of a show that has since fizzled out, but Marvel Zombies went so much harder than it had to. It was neat to see Kamala, Shang-Chi, Kate and other characters that I don't think are coming back in live action in any meaningful way get room to play.

It did seem to be angling for a second season at the end there, but, like...come on, bro, be realistic.
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 12:37 pm
Q: So, did you expect to like Lev Grossman's The Bright Sword?

A: No. If I'm being honest, I did not pick up this book in a generous spirit: I haven't read any Grossman previously (though I watched some of The Magicians TV show) but my vague impression was that his Magicians books were kind of edgelordy, and also he annoyed me on a panel I saw him on ten years ago.

Q: Given all this, why did you decide to pick up his new seven hundred page novel?

A: I saw some promotional material that called it 'the first major Arthurian epic of the new millennium' and I wanted to fight with it.

Q: And now you've finished it! Are you ready to fight?

A: ... well ... as it turned out I actually had a good time ........

Q: Ah. I see. Did it have a good Kay?

A: NO. Kay does show up for a hot second and I did get excited about it but it's not for very long and he's always being an asshole in flashbacks. It has a really good Palomides though -- possibly the best Palomides I've yet encountered, which is honestly not a high bar but still very exciting. Also, genuinely, a good Arthur!

Q: Gay at all?

A: No, very straight Arthur. Bedivere's pining for him but it's very unrequired, alas for Bedivere. There is also a trans knight and you can tell that Lev Grossman is very proud of himself for every element of that storyline, which I thought was fine.

Q: What about the women, did you like them? Guinevere? Nimue? Morgan?

A: Well, I think Lev Grossman is trying his very best, and he really wants you to know that he's On Their Side and Understands Their Problems and Respects Their Competence and, well, I think Lev Grossman is trying his very best.

Q: Lancelot?

A: I have arguments with the Lancelot. Can we stop going down a character list though and talk about --

Q: God?

A: Okay, NOW we're talking. I don't know that I agree with Lev Grossman about God. Often I think I don't. Often while reading the book, I was like, Mr. Grossman, I think you're giving me kind of a trite answer to an interesting question. I don't actually think we need to settle this with a bunch of angels and a bunch of fairy knights having a big stupid fight around the Lance of Longinus. BUT! you're asking the question! You understand that if we're talking about Arthurian myths we have to talk about God! And we have to talk about fairy, and Adventures, and the Grail, and the legacy of Rome, and we have to talk about the way that the stories partake of these kind of layered and contradictory levels of myth and belief and historicity, and we don't have to try to bring all these into concordance with each other -- instead we can pull out the ways that they contradict, that it's interesting to highlight the contradictions. You can have post-Roman Britain, and you can have plate armor and samite dresses and the hunting of the white stag, and the old gods, and the Grail Quest -- you don't have to talk to just one strain of Arthuriana, you can talk to all of them.

Q: Really? All of them?

A: Okay, maybe not all of them, but a lot of them. I think that's why I liked it -- I think he really is trying to position himself in the middle of a big conversation with Malory and Tennyson and White and Bradley and the whole recent line of Strictly Historical Arthurs, and pull them into dialogue with each other. And, to be clear, I think, often failing! Often coming to conclusions I don't agree with! Often his answer is just like 'daddy issues' or 'depression,' and I'm like 'sure, okay.' But it's still an interesting conversation, it's a conversation about the things I think are interesting in the Matter of Britain -- how and why we struggle for goodness and utopia, how and why we inevitably fail, and a new question that I like to see and which Arthurian books don't often pick up on, which is what we do after the fall occurs.

Q: Speaking of the matter of Britain, isn't Lev Grossman very American?

A: Extremely. And this is a very American Arthuriana. It wants to know what happens when the age of wonders is ending -- when life has been good for a while, within a charmed circle, and now things are falling apart; but the charmed circle itself was built on layers of colonial occupation and a foundational atrocity, and maybe that did poison it from the beginning. So, you know. But I don't think any of this is irrelevant to the UK either --

Q: Well, you also are very American and maybe not best qualified to talk about that, so let's get back to characters. What did you think of Collum?

A: Oh, the well-meaning rural young man with a mysterious backstory who wants to be a knight and unfortunately rolls up five minutes after the fall of the Round Table, just in time to accompany the few remaining knights on a doomed quest to figure out whether Arthur is still alive somewhere or if not who should be king after him, in the actual main plot of the book?

Q: Yeah, him. You know, the book's actual protagonist.

A: Eh, I thought he was fine.
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 11:37 pm
Andy Lau is 64 today! 🎈🎈🎈

He didn't post anything on his website for his birthday this year, but a couple of days ago on Douyin he did put up a 2½-hour concert video from last year's concert tour. I just finally had the chance to watch it tonight, and enjoyed it a lot. ❤️ All the footage is from the Hong Kong leg of the tour, so even though I don't think any of the specific song recordings are from the nights I was in the audience, it all felt quite familiar and was fun to revisit. I do wish his company would put out proper high-quality concert DVDs like they used to do (the image quality on the YouTube copy of the new video is pretty so-so), but on the other hand, I'm always glad for any new videos we get, and this one was certainly a very nice gift to his fans for his birthday this year. ❤️

Video link / a few highlights. )

A couple of months ago he also put out a series of behind-the-scenes videos about the making of the concert tour, which I keep meaning to share here as well. But that will have to wait for another post, since I worked all day and it's now like 1:00 am.

(I wore my one Andy Lau T-shirt with his picture on it to work today -- a bit risky, since the shirt has some Chinese text on it -- the word 今天 -- and I'm still supposed to be pretending to have zero knowledge of Chinese for whatever weird reason. But luckily I didn't get in trouble for wearing it. A few students did ask me why I was wearing a shirt with Chinese writing on it, and helpfully read it for me XD and one kid in particular seemed very amused that there was some guy's picture on my T-shirt, and kept commenting or joking about "that guy" as if he was part of our class for the day, but did not seem to recognize him as anyone in particular. XD)

In other news, I've been extremely remiss in commenting on posts (or indeed doing anything else online) recently! Work has been 100% exhausting pretty much all the time, and also I (perhaps foolishly) signed up for [community profile] ficinabox, so I've been spending all my very limited not-work time trying to do a bunch of canon review and hopefully pull together 10k of something for my recipient. (I'm nowhere close yet.) >_> Will I ever have free time again? ...Maybe after Yuletide??
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 10:51 am
Title: i'm hoping there's someone home (7077 words) by Lirazel
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Pitt (TV)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Melissa "Mel" King/Frank Langdon
Characters: Frank Langdon, Melissa "Mel" King, The Pitt (TV) Ensemble
Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 01, Divorced Frank Langdon, it's another conference fic, frank langdon’s full-time job is being dr. melissa king’s #1 hypeman, (medicine is his side-hustle), langdon is allowed to be a little bit evil if he’s doing it for mel, VINDICATION!!!! /raymond holt voice, the undeniable satisfaction of showing up your childhood haters, by having a pretty doctor boy be a simp for you, mel and the bad bitch she pulled by being competent and smart and kind and autistic, langdon wants to be the king sisters' champion so bad, warning for gratuitious interjection of the author's opinions about charleston south carolina, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together
Summary:

“Melissa? Melissa King?”

He turns to see—oh, fuck—a pack of young women in sun dresses, one, a curvy brunette, sporting a sash with the word ‘bride’ written on it in glittery loops. The bride is—fuck, she’s hugging Mel and not noticing (acknowledging?) how Mel is shrinking away from her. He takes a step to intervene, but Bridezilla finally lets go, and he pauses.

“Hi Miranda.” He’s standing behind her, so he can’t see Mel’s face; her voice is polite but dull, and her shoulders are up by her ears. He feels himself tense up.


 

Saturday, September 27th, 2025 03:29 pm
 Our granddaughter Mary at the Gao restaurant on Terminus Rd in Eastbourne.

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We'd not been there before. In fact I've never eaten Vietnamese before.  Vietnamese joints may be common in the States (for obvious historical reasons we needn't go into) but much less so over here.
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 09:42 am
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Senses. When we were at the movie theater yesterday, or maybe somewhere else, I saw a picture of a profile face with a big eye in the place where the brain would be. That's all I can remember about it but I liked the idea so this is my version. The movie (Eleanor the Great) was good. I'm glad we got to see it on the big screen.

Today is my last full day here. Kathy's daughters Laurie and Tracy are coming over for a last visit. I didn't sleep well last night. I was awake more than asleep. I'm wondering how I'll get through the day. I might not be in top form.
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 09:10 am


Six works new to me: four fantasy, one mystery, one non-fiction (from an unexpected source)... unless you count the fantasy-mystery as mystery, in which case it's three fantasy and two mysteries. At least two are series. I don't know why publishers are so averse to labelling series.

Books Received, September 20 — September 26

Poll #33662 Books Received, September 20 — September 26
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 19


Which of these look interesting?

View Answers

An Ordinary Sort of Evil by Kelley Armstrong
4 (21.1%)

Sea of Charms by Sarah Beth Durst (July 2026)
5 (26.3%)

Following My Nose by Alexei Panshin (December 2024)
5 (26.3%)

The Fake Divination Offense by Sara Raasch (May 2026)
3 (15.8%)

The Harvey Girl by Dana Stabenow (February 2026)
3 (15.8%)

Scarlet Morning by ND Stevenson (September 2025)
9 (47.4%)

Some other option (see comments)
0 (0.0%)

Cats!
15 (78.9%)

Saturday, September 27th, 2025 10:33 pm
Shows: SGA
Rec Category: AU - no Stargate
Characters: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard, Teyla Emmagan, Ronon Dex, Elizabeth Weir, other SGA regulars
Categories: M/M
Words: 9104
Warnings: no AO3 warnings apply
Author on DW: [personal profile] apple_pi
Author's Website: apple_pi on AO3
Link: NHMR Productions Inc. on AO3
Why This Must Be Read: This is one of my feel-good comfort reads. John's a charismatic TV presenter and Rodney's an irascible, perfectionist building contractor who HGTV build a home renovation fix-it show around. It's like Holmes on Homes but with Rodney badmouthing the shoddy work and half-assed prior contractors and driving his highly competent crew to do amazing makeovers. Teyla is the 2IC with people skills who smooths over his bulldozer approach, and Elizabeth's the executive producer who manages them all. Inevitably, John and Rodney become close and their relationship is beautifully drawn and absolutely in character. Teyla gets pregnant and has Torren during a season finale, leading to spectacular ratings, and finally the media find out that John and Rodney are together and they have to deal with that. It's all really well written, warm and engaging, and I want to watch this show SO BAD! Seriously, I'd watch the hell out of it, but reading the fic comes a close second. The story's fairly well known, but hey, maybe it's time for a re-read!

snippet of fic )

Saturday, September 27th, 2025 08:32 am
I follow CNN's Reliable Sources newsletter. I was checking out the Jimmy Kimmel fallout and read this.

the US vision for TikTok is clear: The app would be controlled by Trump-aligned businessmen.

Doen't that just send a chill down your spine? Sadly, I'm not the least bit surprised.

from the article )


I rarely touch on politics here since DW is my happy place. But I know there are a lot of TicTok users here that just might like to know where their support is going.
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Saturday, September 27th, 2025 01:40 pm
Chalk track, near East Chaldon 3
Walked from East Chaldon up to the coast, through a landscape of small round hills, secretive valleys, snaking chalk tracks.

Nameless paths, not much light for photography )
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 01:36 pm
For fans of body horror and/or excellent boss design, please enjoy the Gaping Dragon:



Look, I just love its whole vagina dentata/Venus fly trap/ribcage/entire-body-as-maw/spine-snapping-backbends thing, okay? And it’s a fun fight, despite its absurd number of hitpoints and ability to kill you if it bumps you with a leg while it’s charging.

For anyone curious about how the process of figuring out a Dark Souls boss fight can go, some samples:

https://youtu.be/nnZP6WkKRpg?si=M3abOUFachMgs6cP&t=1143
https://youtu.be/u2U5mlfI6zM?si=Scx5xCM_Z7lB4bbX&t=5560 (after getting Capra on the second try, Mapocolops enters the Montage Of Despair zone)

Important context for some of what’s happening: Dark Souls has no animation cancelling, so if you press the “light attack” button twice, your character will swing twice, and if you press the “heal” button they will start the (slow) flask-drinking animation, even if you’ve subsequently realized this was a terrible idea and are now frantically pressing the buttons to dodge and screaming at your character to move. This is part of what requires you to be more deliberate and tactical; you can’t button-mash your way through even if you can mash buttons quickly.

(Also, both Reggie and Mapo started off summoning an NPC for assistance, but the trouble with it in this fight is that the NPC AI is not very bright and tends to stand in front of the dragon and get eaten early, leaving the player dealing with a boss that still has the extra HP to make up for the summons.)

Conversely, after having a horrendous time with Capra, Symbalily reads the fight near-perfectly on her first try: https://youtu.be/ByTGX1NRFs0?si=VBbn5DLh0hK-Gqp5&t=3183

(Team Halberd for the win; that two-handed R2 is so good.)
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 07:04 am
I believe that the Althing also continues. Air temperature 47 F, wind near calm, sunny. Now that the sun has bothered to get up, that is. And the gulls are gathering for their morning rituals in the park. Walk later, then TV sports.
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 06:56 am
I hit Price Chopper and CVS (prescription for mom) while I was downtown and got in a walk around the park. I dropped a book off at the library on the way to mom's.

I did a load of laundry (washed, dried AND folded!), hand-washed dishes, went for several walks with Pip and the dogs, hard-boiled eggs and made egg salad, and scooped kitty litter. I grilled steak for Pip's supper.

I started A Murder in Door County.

Temps started out at 63.9(F) and reached 73.4. In the morning, there was some sun downtown, but the closer I got to back home, the cloudier it got. We weren’t supposed to have rain (15% means no rain in my book), so it was disappointing to not have sun. The sun did eventually come out, sometimes fully, sometimes just partially, and sometimes hidden completely by dark clouds. We did get a tiny bit of rain, just enough to have me running out of mom’s house to close my car windows. By the time I got out there it was over, but I wasn’t taking any chances. *g*


Mom Update:

Mom was doing better today. more back here )
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 02:55 am

This is a transcript for Lingthusiasm episode ‘Highs and lows of tone in Babanki - Interview with Pius Akumbu’. It’s been lightly edited for readability. Listen to the episode here or wherever you get your podcasts. Links to studies mentioned and further reading can be found on the episode show notes page.

[Music]

Lauren: Welcome to Lingthusiasm, a podcast that’s enthusiastic about linguistics! I’m Lauren Gawne. Today, we’re getting enthusiastic about documenting Grassfields languages in Cameroon. But first, Lingthusiasm has more than 20 interview episodes. You can find them all together on our topics page where we have a category for interviews specifically. Go to lingthusiasm.com/topics to find those. We also have over 100 bonus episodes for patrons with a few interviews in there as well.

Our latest bonus episode is one of those interviews. We talk with one of the translators of Because Internet about the particular challenges of translating a book about internet linguistics, like how to translate the Lolcat bible into Spanish when this meme never existed in Spanish in the first place – a problem which Miguel solves brilliantly. You can listen to Gretchen’s chat with Dr. Miguel Sanchez Ibañez, who is a linguist and lecturer at Valladolid University, on Patreon, and you can read Because Internet in Spanish, Japanese, Chinese, and Korean. Links in the show notes. Patrons get access to bonus episodes and help keep the show running ad-free. Go to patreon.com/lingthusiasm.

[Music]

Lauren: Professor Pius Akumbu is a linguist from Babanki, Cameroon, and a Director of Research in African Linguistics at CNRS in the LLACAN Lab (the Languages and Cultures of Africa Lab) in Paris, France. Professor Akumbu has done documentation work on a wide variety of topics from lexical tone to traditional stories and also founded a school in his home village to ensure that children have access to primary education in their own language – Babanki, also known as Kejom. Welcome to Lingthusiasm, Professor Akumbu.

Pius: Thank you for having me, Lauren. It’s my pleasure to be invited to your programme.

Lauren: How did you get into linguistics?

Pius: I think the best answer is that I got into linguistics by chance. Like many people in many parts of the world, I had no idea what linguistics was when I completed high school. I went to the university. I really didn’t know what I wanted to do. Yeah, of course, the orientation before that wasn’t there, so I had to find my way through. Then, as I was wondering what to do, I had some friends who had already decided on one of them, whose name I can mention, Enow Cecilia, had already joined the linguistics department. We met on campus, and she was like, “Oh, come try and see!” I went to that class.

Lauren: What an excellent chance.

Pius: To date, I still really appreciate that I had this opportunity. Of course, when I went there, I had some very nice professors.

Lauren: That always makes it a lot easier.

Pius: When I talk about this, I like to mention Professor Mutaka (Professor Ngessimo Mutaka) who was someone – I wanted to be like him. As a linguistics professor, he was wonderful. I really enjoyed his classes. I was like, “Wow, if someday I can be able to do what he’s doing, I would really be happy.” I also had a professor, Pius Tamanji (maybe because we had the same first name), but he was great. I just felt like, “Oh, if someday I can really do linguistics.” Just before I started my PhD, I had contact with SIL Cameroon. It’s a strong linguistics group. They do a lot of work on Cameroonian languages. I got close to people there. Someone like Robert Hedinger, who was really supportive and who encouraged me a lot, who even funded my field trip for my PhD.

Lauren: Amazing.

Pius: Individual funding. He just made this happen. He trusted what I was doing and really wanted to encourage me. He did this. I really appreciate what he did. There was also Ginger Boyd who is at SIL who supported my work. I really found myself enjoying linguistics. I was encouraged to keep on.

Lauren: You had some influential friends, some influential professors, and then some influential mentors and supporters as well.

Pius: Exactly. I would say that.

Lauren: It takes all these people to encourage you, especially going through to something like a PhD. You really need that community’s worth of support.

Pius: I mean, without the funding from Robert Hedinger or the support from Ginger Boyd, I don’t think I would have continued in linguistics because if I couldn’t fund my field trips, there was no way I could much. This kind of support really encouraged me. Then I had no excuses. I had to move on. That’s how I was able to do a PhD on a Bantu language, on a narrow Bantu language, which wasn’t a language I was familiar with in any way. I needed to go to the field. With the support I got around me, I was able to do it. My supervisor, Professor Mutaka, was just wonderful.

Lauren: Excellent. It’s really wonderful when people get inspired and want to continue in linguistics. It’s really frustrating that sometimes the barriers are just really practical things like having funding to go on a field trip. It’s so great to hear that there were people who were able to make that happen for you.

Pius: That’s true. At the time, I was studying, I mean, I was doing my PhD, basically, it was hard. I mean, this was close to 30 years ago. It was hard to find funding for PhD work in Cameroon, in Africa in general. It was much more difficult, nearly impossible. This was really a privilege that I got close to Robert Hedinger and Steve Anderson, Ginger Boyd, all these people – Keith and Mary Beavon. I mean, I like to mention these names because I’ll always be grateful to these people.

Lauren: Again, a really good demonstration that even though your PhD has your name on it, it comes with, really, so many people that contribute. I’m really obsessed with reading the acknowledgements sections of PhDs because there’s always so many wonderful stories in there.

Pius: I wrote in my PhD that “If I have seen further than others” – I was referring to people I was doing my PhD with whom I managed to finish before them – I said if I have seen further than others, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants. Of course, I was borrowing this statement. But this was true. Without those giants, I couldn’t have seen further.

Lauren: The cliches are a cliché for a reason. It sounds like a cliché, and then you’re like, “No, I really couldn’t have done this without all of those people.” After doing your undergraduate linguistics, moving through and continuing to work onto a PhD, after all of that, and going to a field site where you didn’t know people, only after all of that did you turn around and think about the chance to work on your own language. What was it like deciding to move from being a linguist coming into a community and then thinking about documenting your own language?

Pius: I think it was a good policy that the department of linguistics at the University of Yaounde 1 had at the time to ask students not to work on their language because it helped us to have field experience. This was frustrating at the time, but it was a good thing. After my PhD, of course, I said, okay, now I have the degree in linguistics, and my language is under described. At that point, there were just two very important articles by Larry Hyman. There was one on Babanki tonology, which was in 1979, and then another one on the Babanki noun class system in 1980. There were just these two influential works. Here I am 20 years later, and I can do things on my language. Why not?

Lauren: What great company, Larry Hyman is an incredibly famous linguist who’s worked on so many languages, and yours as well.

Pius: At that point, say, 2001 or so, I had some challenges. I emailed Larry Hyman, you know, I knew the name, this famous name, and I had read some of his work, and I just took the chance to email him. I wasn’t really expecting that such a person would reply to my email. But a few minutes later, I got a reply.

Lauren: Amazing.

Pius: Yeah. It was like, “Oh, okay.” Then I could discuss my work with him. He just opened up to me. Each time I would turn to him, he would respond immediately. It has just been wonderful. We’ve collaborated a lot. He hosted me in Berkeley for over a year. I said, well – Larry, again, he has told me once that I’m moving around with a whole lot of phonology of Babanki, and I should be the one working on this language.

Lauren: Indeed. How it is working on a language where you can consult your own intuitions rather than being the outsider having to ask other people?

Pius: Of course, having my own intuitions has always been very, very helpful. I don’t rely on me completely. I shouldn’t. I don’t. Because, of course, I’m not describing my speech, I’m trying to describe the speech of many people in the community. I always try to rely on what I gather from several speakers of the language. In that effort I see, of course, I know some of the language, but not like I can say I would rely on myself entirely. I always depend on data from the community, from as many people as I can get. But of course, my judgments are always helpful, and in many cases, they are either confirmed or adjusted, modified, by what I get from other people. Every language has variation. The way I speak is not necessarily the way everyone speaks. All of this – one has to only put together by collecting data from several people. But of course, I have that advantage. I have an idea of what I expect from other speakers, and usually it’s either confirmed or sometimes there’re modifications that are needed or other views that are considered.

Lauren: Has there been any time where your own introspection and thinking about your own judgments has surprised you, where you’ve gone, “Ah, I didn’t think that about Babanki, and here it is”?

Pius: Of course. There’ve been many occasions like that, many times where what I know I don’t hear other people say exactly that. It’s like, “Oh, is this many some influence I’ve had by being in contact with some other languages?” I’ve lived out of the community for a long time myself. Sometimes, there are things that surprise me. But those are the things I go looking for. That’s why we get data, we collect data from several sources, from several people. If I find things that are not exactly like I thought, yeah. There are things I don’t know, of course. Depending on what register of the language one is in, language is used for different purposes in different – sometimes one speaker is not exposed to all the different domains of use of a language.

Lauren: Absolutely. I remember a friend telling me that he was so confident in his Spanish, and then they had a baby. He was a Spanish second language speaker, had moved to Spain, and then when he and his wife had a baby, he realised he didn’t know any child-related Spanish. He had to ask what everyone else was just like, “Well, we were children. We grew up with other children. This register, this way of talking to children, this way of talking about children, how can you not know it?” Even someone who is highly bilingual or multilingual there’ll be domains where you might be able to speak with a better vocabulary. I mean, my vocabulary in English about architecture is terrible. If you’re an English second language speaker who’s a trained architect, that’s one register you’re gonna do much better than me in. You have been documenting –

Pius: One example I could give you – I mean, I tried to study the language of certain rituals, maybe birth celebrations, childbirth ceremonies. There are several things within these rituals that there’s no way I could ever know. Even some songs, I could hear some words, but, you know, the songs carry meaning which go beyond the words one hears. There’s something more about those words that one can only get by getting closer to the women who sing those songs.

Lauren: For some registers, it’s about who is allowed to participate in the register. Even whether you’re an insider or an outsider to the community, that’s a secondary consideration to whether you’re an insider to these particular rituals.

Pius: Exactly. Right.

Lauren: Can we talk about the time you staged a wedding? Because this is a really great example of you trying to capture this traditional speech ritual.

Pius: Well, of course, I would’ve loved to have a natural wedding happen.

Lauren: Were you trying to set up all the young couples? Were you trying to match make people and get them married? [Laughs]

Pius: No, no, no, no, no. I wouldn’t do that, no, no, no. There’s, no, far away from that. The point was this is already something that is endangered. Many people don’t do traditional weddings in the community. But people remember what used to be done. There wasn’t anyone – I waited throughout a full year. I was looking out to a traditional wedding in the community, and I never got information about any. But people remember these things, and so I had to bring people together and just ask somebody – two people to play the role of bride and groom. Then we did this through. It wasn’t – in fact, these people were related, so there was no chance of them ever getting married, but it was just for us to go through the process. It wasn’t any attempt to get people together. A linguist can’t play that role.

Lauren: Sorry, I was joking about that. Linguists are willing to do a lot for fieldwork, but not that much. How long is a traditional Babanki marriage ritual or wedding ritual?

Pius: There’re so many aspects of it. It can extend over a long period of time. There’re parts that could be done and parts done later. It’s not like everything must be done on the same day. It can take quite a while. Unless we went into the details – which would take us a lot of time.

Lauren: That’s totally fine. I mean, I’ve been to Western weddings that have been 10 minutes long, and I’ve been to Western weddings that’ve been two hours long.

Pius: If you are talking about the ceremony where if it’s just that ceremony, it happens – well, traditionally, there’s no point where the husband and wife are brought together. Families gather and take decisions about the bride price. Much of the day is preparing food and eating. Then at some point, the bride is escorted to the home of the groom. Then there is more celebration.

Lauren: As there should be.

Pius: Then people go their way. There’s no exchange of rings. There’s really no – well, the only point where the bride and the groom come together is at the home of the bride when the parents of the bride have to verify whether the bride is actually interested in the groom. There is a way to check.

Lauren: I like that step. That sounds good, yeah.

Pius: They will give her palm wine. If she drinks and hands it over to the groom, then it means she accepts to marry him.

Lauren: It’s really important to document these rituals because these are the kind of things that are often some of the earliest things that can get lost in a language. People might speak Babanki day-to-day, but if no one’s doing a traditional marriage ceremony, documenting it means you do have a record for the future if people are interested.

Pius: That’s right. Even now, those who try to do something close, even the dressing is no longer the same because it’s influenced by either Nigerian cultures or even the Western cultures. Good to document. It was really nice to stage this, what we did to stage that, and try to have something that looks like what used to happen.

Lauren: Did people enjoy participating? Was that nostalgic for some of the participants?

Pius: I think it was. I think it was. I’ve heard people who did actually one traditional wedding after that based on this. We have a record of it. It was made by someone else because I wasn’t there at this point.

Lauren: How do people feel about having a Babanki speaker as someone documenting Babanki language and culture?

Pius: Well, I think for many people I used to – because I’ve been doing this kind of work for a while, right, so many people know me, remember – because there’re some elite in the community, so people are used to what I do. People, I think, appreciate it. People like the fact that I’m trying to safeguard parts of their culture. I think I hear lots of good things people say about what I’m doing. Sometimes, I think people accept it easily. I don’t have any trouble getting people to accept to be recorded. If I’m there to record things, people just say, “Oh, yeah, go ahead.” But of course, I have to tell them why I’m doing the recording, what I need it for, where it will end and so on. I’ve not really got in a situation where someone says, “No, I don’t want to be involved. I don’t want to be recorded.”

Lauren: Are there any younger Babanki people that’ve become interested in linguistics through your work?

Pius: So far, I dunno if someone has started doing linguistics because of me. I don’t know that yet. Nobody has told me they are doing linguistics because of me. I don’t know maybe they are. But there’re younger Babanki people who study linguistics. There are.

Lauren: There are? That’s great. Are they also working in topics related to Babanki or other topics?

Pius: They also work on Babanki, yeah, the young people also work on Babanki.

Lauren: Great. So, it’s no longer just you and Larry Hyman.

Pius: No, no, no, no, there’re many more.

Lauren: Wonderful. What are some of the things (other than traditional registers), what are some of the features of Babanki that you find fascinating to tell other people about?

Pius: I think, yeah, when I think of what is fascinating about not just Babanki but the wider Bantu, Grassfields Bantu languages in general, I think of, maybe, at least two things. There could be many more, but I think one of the things is that Babanki is a noun class language, which is something we find across Grassfields and especially Bantu where nouns in each language are grouped up into different sets. Linguists have called these “classes.” Usually, the way to determine how a language belongs to one class or another is to look at the concord system. You look at how a language is used with other nominal modifiers, say, like adjectives or demonstratives and so on. If you take a Babanki noun like, let’s say, “fə̀nyì” – “fə̀nyì” is the word for “knife.” You take another noun, say, “kə̀káŋ” which is like a dish, and to see if these belong together or not, I could try to put a demonstrative or a possessive or some other modifier together with this noun. If I say “fə̀nyín ə̄fwóm,” “This is my knife,” and if I say, “kə̀káŋ ə̄kóm” –

Lauren: Oh, they’re not the same.

Pius: “This is my dish.” I see that the /f/ which I find in “fwam” is not the same like the /k/ which I find in “kom.” This does mean that these two nouns cannot be in the same class because if I had several nouns like “fə̀nyín,“ fə̀nyì,” fə̀sés,” /f/-everything, every modifier would also have a /f/ If I had those with /k/ prefix, all the other modifiers would have a /k/. The chances that all nouns that have the same class marker like a prefix would all belong together. If they all take the same modifier, then I know, okay, they form one class as opposed to these other ones that belong to another class. Babanki has about 12 different classes of nouns. Typical Bantu languages have somewhere over 20 classes for nouns. This is one thing that Babanki has. There’re some languages in the area that have reduced their noun class system, some that have lost it, so that maybe you have two or three classes in a language.

Lauren: Which is closer to what European language speakers might recognise in, say, French with the masculine and the feminine and the neuter. You only have a small number of classes.

Pius: Yeah. Also, these languages – Babanki and Grassfields Bantu – they are tone languages, which is, I think, something also fascinating because in a tone language, you just change your pitch, you can maintain the same consonants and vowels in a word, and change your pitch, and then you have a different meaning. In Babanki, for example, depending on whether I raise my voice and my pitch and say, [higher tone] “ə̀ndòŋ,” or I lower it and say, [lower tone] “ə̀ndòŋ,” then I have two different words. [Higher tone] “Èndòŋ” is the word for “cup,” and [lower tone] “ə̀ndòŋ” is “potato.” Just changing my pitch, and then I have different words. This is tone. What also makes tone very fascinating to me in these languages, especially in Grassfields is that – so there’re lots of floating tones.

Lauren: Floating tones.

Pius: Of course, each tone has its bare unit. There’s a tone-bearing unit. What carries that tone? In many cases, the vowels. Sometimes, also there’re nasals, which maybe be syllabic. It happens that a tone-bearing unit can be lost. Maybe you see for some languages, some languages don’t like to have two vowels next to each other across morphemes. If two vowels come together, and one of them is lost – however, the tones are more stable. The vowel can be lost but the tone remains.

Lauren: “Floating” because it’s lost the vowel that its attached to.

Pius: Yeah, because it’s lost the vowel that it’s attached to. In Grassfields, in particular, many words started out as two syllables, so many words were disyllabic. And then one of the syllables has been lost over time. But that’s just the segment that is lost, the vowel, but the tones have remained.

Lauren: What happens to them?

Pius: As soon as you try to combine a word that has a floating tone with another word, then you can see the effect of this floating tone on the neighbouring segment, on the neighbouring word. One of the things that is very common is down step. If there is a floating low tone, and then you add a high tone after it, usually that high tone is lowered – the level of that high tone is lowered compared to the height of the preceding high tone so that you have something like [high tone to low tone] “dang da,” not [high tone, high tone] “Dang Da.” The second high is lowered. Then you wonder, well, how come you put a high tone next to another high tone and the second high tone is lower? You look into the history of the language, and you see, ah, there was a vowel here, it was lost, and this tone floats, and that’s why the second high is lowered. There are floating tones all over the place in Grassfields Bantu.

Lauren: If you say that first word in isolation, you only hear the high tone, and it’s not until you put it next to another word that that floating extra tone appears and influences the next word.

Pius: Because a floating there is there, it’s part of the underlying form of the word, it’s there. If you have two words, which are all high, and you say each one by itself, and you hear a normal high tone, and when you put them together, then one is lower, usually the second is lower than the first, then this suggests that there is a floating tone after the first, which then causes the tone of the second to be lowered.

Lauren: You have to figure out all these floating tones by looking at all of the words in context.

Pius: By putting things in context, yeah. There could be other reasons why things change, but usually, floating tones are responsible for lots of tone changes in Grassfields Bantu.

Lauren: So sneaky. How many tones is Babanki said to have?

Pius: This is why people study these languages. This is why linguists have work to do. It’s sometimes not just straightforward. Right now, we think that there is a high tone – we are sure; we agree that there is a high tone and a low tone. But sometimes we have also contour tones. There is a tone that begins low and ends high – that’s a rising tone – and another that begins high and ends low, a falling tone. These have been analysed as a combination of two tones – the high and the low, or the low and the high. We see this very easily. As I said, there’re words that started out with two syllables, and now, there is just one syllable. The one syllable that is left either carries the two tones or carries just one and the other one floats. But also, we find a few words that you can’t argue that – wait, two syllables at the beginning. There’re very few words that really seem to have rising tones of their own. But these kinds of exceptional tones are not sufficient proof to say that the language has contour tones because, you know, for typological reasons, we know that many African languages do not have contour tones. Unlike Ancient Chinese languages, right, unlike that we know have contour tones as units.

Lauren: That’s where the scholarly debate happens around the contour tones.

Pius: Yeah. One has to go through an analysis to determine what the tones of a language are.

Lauren: Does tone have a grammatical function in Babanki?

Pius: Not exactly in Babanki. There are languages where you can clearly see tone has grammatical function. Maybe you have just a change of tone, and maybe, say, that leads to a change of tense. But there are tonal morphemes in Babanki. The imperative, if I wanted to express the imperative in Babanki, I know that I have to use a high tone. Even a verb that is – so a verb like “come,” which is [low tone] “ vì”, which is low, [low tone] “ vì,” which is “come,” if I needed to order someone to come, I would say [high tone] “ vì.” I would add a high tone to “ vì.” There are instances like this. The progressive marking, it’s not really tonal, but tone plays, in a way –

Lauren: In Asian tone languages, those tones are almost always just for word distinction, whereas in Babanki you have a little bit of this, and in some other languages with tone, it takes on a whole bunch of functions. Does Babanki have a writing system that’s commonly used?

Pius: There is an orthography that I have proposed in 2008, so this was a while ago. “Commonly used” – maybe too much to say because Babanki remains largely a spoken language. It remains oral.

Lauren: Like the majority of the world’s languages.

Pius: Like the majority of the world’s languages, Babanki remains just an oral language. Many people don’t – we don’t normally read or write the language. There is a New Testament Bible that has been translated into the language. I think it’s read in some churches, but by a very few people who have learned to read. Writing remains something really far off for people because Babanki is not a language that is used in the school system very much. It’s something I’ve been trying to encourage, but it meets its challenges because the language of education is English. People don’t – there is really no motivation for people to invest in learning to read and write Babanki.

Lauren: Understandable.

Pius: The writing system is there. It’s the system that was used in the Bible translation. It’s that orthography that was used. But beyond that, not many people are writing the language.

Lauren: It’s totally understandable when there are those external pressures. When English is the standard medium of education, it’s understandable that people prioritise that. But you have been putting work into trying to change that and setting up a school for Babanki. How has that project been going?

Pius: Well, the project, it took off, but quickly met challenges with the break out of war in the area. By 2018 there was already active fighting in the Babanki area. It’s been slow. Sometimes, kids come to the school for a few weeks during a whole year, sometimes a few months. It hasn’t been consistent. It’s even hard to determine whether this project has been successful or not. At some point, the project became just to allow children to have some education in English because, I mean, this is – times are hard. When times are hard, you just think of survival strategies. The project of really ensuring that children learn only in Babanki for the first three years and then transition to learning in English has not been fully implemented. This is beyond what we can control while hoping that the crisis is eventually brought to an end and then we move on from there. So far, it’s been six full years of war. So sad. Unfortunately, it’s one of those crises in the world that has not received attention because, of course, Cameroon is not an important oil-producing country.

Lauren: It’s also a good reminder that we can have all the evidence about what makes for good education and, in situations where we’re striving for even basic safety of children, obviously, those higher ideals have to hit some pretty pragmatic reality.

Pius: I remain optimistic, hopeful – well, I’ve been optimistic for six years. Maybe a little more patience. But I think there will be an end to it at some point. There’ll be an end to the war at some point.

Lauren: These foundations are really important for what comes next in the story of Cameroon and the story of Babanki.

Pius: Yeah.

Lauren: Can you tell us a little bit about Grassfields languages in general? This is a subgroup of Bantu languages. The Bantu family is a massive family that spreads right across the centre of the continent of Africa, and then the Grassfields languages are mostly centred on Cameroon.

Pius: The Grassfields languages are mostly spoken in the northwest and west regions of Cameroon. There are spillovers into Nigeria, across the border, because some of these languages are on that border.

Lauren: Funnily enough, languages don’t follow the boundaries of countries that appeared long after they started being spoken.

Pius: Especially in the case of Grassfields because there is research that has pointed to the fact that Bantu languages must have originated from the Grassfields area. We think that Grassfields is where things all started for the Bantu family. Then the migrations began, and they moved way down and eventually down to southern Africa.

Lauren: All the way east and south down the continent.

Pius: There is a hypothesis that it all started from that northwestern part of Cameroon around there. It seems like while the movement happened, those Bantu languages have kept this robust noun class system I mentioned earlier, whereas the Grassfields languages from where it originated have come to have fewer of the classes. Of course, both groups have noun classes. The only reason why Grassfields languages are not treated as Bantu is because of these few differences that we find particularly in the noun class system. There’ve been appellations like “Semi-Bantu,” you know, for “Grassfields.” These are “sister languages,” one would say.

Lauren: I always find it interesting when you look at language family groups, and some of the names, they feel a little bit judgment even if they’re not judgmental. There’s a class called “Bantoid,” which is like, “Eh, it has the shape of a Bantu language,” and I’m sure that made sense to the people who were creating this. There’s a category in the area I work in the Tibeto-Burman languages called “Himalayish,” which is just like, “Eh, it kind of goes there.” These weird little traditions.

Pius: This terminology is, of course, those who started linguistics – it’s a European thing. Those who did this work at this time, I think, they did their best. The technology is fine. These are things – we just need research to modify this terminology if we are able to – it’s our responsibility now, if we’re not satisfied with certain terminologies, to use scientific evidence to say, no, we prefer this name, this one, and this is happening across the African continent. There’s a lot of shift in terminology. Of course, we are still using “Bantoid” for now. This is what describes these languages that are not clearly Bantu. Nobody has said they should not change. I think we have the responsibility to do research and propose other labels for these languages.

Lauren: There’s always more work to be done.

Pius: There is more to do.

Lauren: If you could leave people knowing one thing about linguistics, what would it be?

Pius: I think it’s good for people to know – I mean, many people know this, but still, several people don’t know that linguistics is the study of language. It’s not learning to speak several languages, but rather we are learning to understand how languages work, how languages function, how languages relate with one another and things like that. People usually think because we study linguistics, therefore, we speak several languages. There are linguists who speak several languages. Great. But the object is not learning to speak languages but rather just learning to understand how the languages work and to try to describe them. Also, fundamentally about language endangerment, language revitalisation, I think, personally, that this is something that we should all be concerned about because languages carry a lot of information about our cultures, about our history, about our people. It’s a matter of right for people, it’s a fundamental right, it’s a fundamental linguistic right that people should continue using the language, people should preserve the language and promote it and transmit it to the generations that come after them. Every language should have a “chance,” so to say. We have seen in many places where people go back to their ancestral links through the means of language. Those who still have the opportunity to keep these links should keep them rather than lose them now and then struggle in the future or future generations struggle to reconstruct and to find what their roots are. There’re many parts of Africa, for example, where people still speak their languages, but they are gradually losing them. I always, if I have a way to encourage people to multiply their efforts and continue to use their language and to transmit it to the children and the children’s children, this is better than letting it die out losing the languages and then for the generations in the future to struggle to come back to where we would’ve abandoned them right now. People should protect this right to their languages and cultures, I would say.

Lauren: Thank you so much for chatting with us today, Professor Pius Akumbu.

Pius: Thank you so much, Lauren. Thank you. It was really a pleasure.

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Saturday, September 27th, 2025 06:45 pm
Books
Listened to the audiobook of Yevgeny Zamyatin's 1921 dystopian SF novel We, translated by Bela Shayevich and narrated by Toby Jones. I don't have any basis for comparison for this particular translation, but I thought it was good. The narration was exceptional.

This edition also included a forward by Margaret Atwood, an old review by George Orwell, and an essay by Ursula Le Guin, 'The Stalin in the Soul'. By the time I'd finished the novel, I had forgotten the Atwood forward. The Orwell review was interesting. The Le Guin essay got up my nose: it was about how market forces can suppress ideas just as effectively as state censorship (a valid point), but somewhere along the way became about the dangers of unserious writing.

Read Victoria Goddard's newest novella, Olive and the Dragon,
and her previous ones Clary Sage and Traveller's Joy.

Currently rereading her second ever novel Stargazy Pie, because the fan server I'm in is doing a reread of the Greenwing & Dart series, and I'm hoping it'll lend me the momentum to read the rest of them.

Fandom
Still working on the concluding chapter to the fic I posted part one of at the start of this month. I've added at least a thousand words to the draft, and struggling with it.

Missed the nomination period for [community profile] trickortreatex and, subsequently, the signup period. Things have been difficult.

Did my Yuletide nomination a couple of hours before the AO3 server outage.

Games
Achieved A10 with all four characters in Slay the Spire and also killed the Transient before it faded; am now taking a break.

Tech
I've been working through the original levels of Reeborg's World, a gentle guide to programming using Python. As of this post, I've completed all the original levels except Rain 2, Centre 1 and 2, and Storm 2 through 4. (Edit with breaking news: I beat Centre 1 and Centre 2.)

Garden
Harvested some broccoli, purple and green varieties.

Hired a mower to come do what I was not managing.

Misc
Got out my old Lego Classic set, sorted the contents, and started working through the instruction booklet in order. I've never been into Lego: as a kid, I had my older brother's hand-me-down bricks and half an instruction manual with crayons scribbled across it. In my early teens I was in love with the short unit we did at school, using Logo to program Lego Technic sets (this was long before Mindstorms), but I couldn't get my parents to buy me Lego Technic to have at home. And as an adult the Lego kits just seemed too expensive and also too specialised. Recently I've been thinking I'd like to give Lego another look, in particular the less... "spend a lot of money on a playset to assemble and then dust" side of it.

Subsequently bought myself a "miniblocks" Halloween pumpkin kit from KMart, and have started building that. Much swearing has ensued. The quality really isn't as good as Lego, and the smaller size does not help.
Saturday, September 27th, 2025 08:04 am
Playing Wrath of the Righteous and my characters have levelled up to the point where the main problem is standing still for two minutes before a fight while we cast all the buffs.
Also remembering all the buffs. That is a non trivial problem now. There are... so many.

I am having a weirdly unsatisfying time playing even though I am beating most fights and even the tough ones only take two or three goes, on Core. I think it's because I am aware I am not doing it right. I haven't thought of a better way but I know this one is actually rather rubbish. So I am winning, but it is not elegant glorious solutions to demon problems, it's just the thing where I can stack buffs until the enemy are rolling for twenties just to have a chance to hit, we've got armour and damage reduction, their elemental damage can't get through, everyone is protected from poison AND disease, and death ward is taking care of level drain and negative energy on the whole, so when they actually do hit at all with anything? There's barely any damage. Teensy tiny damage of smallness. So I can do really badly, Woljif tends to be rolling for twenties himself because I cannot build that guy so he can hit for toffee, I've had to turn off half the clever feats because they might up the damage but the to hit is too bad, and yet still, I can just ignore the being hit, so I win.

It's like I'd rather play like Batman but at the moment I'm just a set of somewhat mobile walls and that's somehow working.

Still, progress is being made, and new things happen a bit because I am playing Angel this time, so that's neat.
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