How Many Jobs Have You Had?

There's a kind of meme-ish quality to this question of forthright's

The idea is that somehow an average of 25 jobs is typical of your average person... How average are you?
1. Health spa assistant
2. Government file clerk
3. Bakery sales clerk
4. Museum technician
5. University research assistant
6. Publishing
7. Research and writing for museum association
8. Teacher, university in China
9. Teacher, private school
10. Teacher, University, continuing studies
11. Teacher, University, English language program
12. Teacher, Community College.... (to present)

So... I guess I'm not typical. Or who knows.