Don't you wish you'd thought of this one?

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In my Google homepage quotes of the day:

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
An English Professor, Ohio University

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That goes on the "things to do in the last semester of my career" list.

I do wish I'd thought of this one. We do this exercise in my comp. classes where students have to mark a paper, assign a grade and say what's good and what's not. They're tougher on others than on themselves. Possible "good" comments we have come up with include these:

Your page numbers are in order.
You have used the correct font.
This paper starts at the beginning and ends an the end.
This paper was made of words.
8 1/2 by 11 is exactly the right choice.
Your paper has found its way to the right instructor.
Your paper is on a topic.