Seeing as I AM an English Professor...

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I would have been mortified by any other result:

Your Score: English Professor

You scored 92 % reading depth, 95 % reading breadth, 95 % eclecticism - #CATEGORY#

You are a hardcore reader of texts popular and canonical. You may be an English teacher.

If you have not applied to graduate school, you should be conscripted.

Either that, or you cheated. But being willing to look things up and reason out the answers to some frankly vicious trick questions written by an admitted sadist is worth almost as much as already knowing everything.

Here, have your own whip.

Link: The Are you literary? Test written by chatdumauvais on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

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Yeah, it was quite biased on the sf/fantasy readership, and that quite specialized. I was fortunate that what I didn't know I could guess (hence the 92% instead of 100!) lidocafe, you're not dumb! Maybe if I can find the time I'll make another quiz :)