Viral WTF-ery

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(gakked from gillo and a_d_medievalist)

For anyone who has not seen this already, you MUST. It is evil, but so, so hilarious.



Twilight sex toy It sparkles.

Comments

[superfoo.livejournal.com]

! Someone posted this on Tumblr and I almost died! I wish I could find it for you if you haven't already read it, but someone wrote a twilight "sex scene" that talks about sparkly penises, and ends with "we ejaculate rainbows." This is so perfect!

[emmaco.livejournal.com]

Eeeeewwwwwwwww! But yes, very amusing at the same time!

[noveldevice.livejournal.com]

...toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience...?

[brinian.livejournal.com]

and there's video. *sporfles*

[jasminembla.wordpress.com (from livejournal.com)]

Yes, I ogled this same thing over at io9.com! So surreal: a chastity-centred fantasy series with an immortal love interest written by a devout Mormon that's been turned into a movie franchise with a block buster following of tweens and teens who worship a mortal actor representing said immortal and both of whom, fictive and real, are old enough that it'd be against the law for most of their fans to legally date them, all synecdochized as a cold rubber sex toy which in itself contravenes one of the primary functions of sex according to mormonism by offering stimulation without possibility of reproduction, simulating the experience of bonking a Hollywood casting version of a fictive being who refuses to do this very thing, and would, in canon, be horrified at all this new-fangled debauched technology. How many layers of disconnect is that? I marvel.

But I must admit I've read the books and seen the movie. :)

~Jasmine