Thanks, Lady Schrapnell, for the keen observation that I am barking.
But I'm afraid I must correct all of you. For I, James Kennedy, won the Newbery from Neil Gaiman fair and square. I tackled him at the ALA conference and wrestled it away from him; then I bested Mr. Gaiman in a series of mental and physical trials, thus proving the legitimacy of my claim.
Actually, I won the Newbery.
But I'm afraid I must correct all of you. For I, James Kennedy, won the Newbery from Neil Gaiman fair and square. I tackled him at the ALA conference and wrestled it away from him; then I bested Mr. Gaiman in a series of mental and physical trials, thus proving the legitimacy of my claim.
Video and photographic proof here:
http://jameskennedy.com/2009/07/13/i-win-the-newbery/
Thank you. Please modify your lives accordingly.