More on roofing

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My bf the Crown Prosecutor informs me cheerily that so many roofers are criminals that their occupation is a standing joke in Provincial court. Oh good. I won't open the safe anywhere where they can seem me, then... But seriously, she advises that it's a good idea NOT to leave the deck door open for the dogs when I go out, at least for the nonce, as petty thievery is their crime of choice.

bother. and again, bother.