intertext: (fillyjonk)
Saturday, September 11th, 2010 08:59 am
Yesterday the painters came in for the last touch-ups. I still have a new window to be installed in my kitchen, but otherwise the great reno project of 2010 is complete. I almost hate to look at the "before" pictures now...

Living Room: Before

Kitchen before

But here, with a drumroll, is the AFTER: cut for picspam )
intertext: (fillyjonk)
Friday, August 20th, 2010 08:01 am
Because the painters have cleared out (though they'll need to come back for about one day when the door from my dining room to the deck has been replaced and they can do that wall).

But I think that showing my contractor that I was stressed helped by lighting a bit of a fire under him, and perhaps things have gotten done quickly these last couple of days when he might have been inclined to leave me for later.

I woke up this morning contemplating the full awesomeness that is my - effectively - new house. It's lovely. I can't believe the difference. I have a lot more to say about the whole rite of passage that this means, and I will write about it soon. I promise I will have pictures, too, but we're not quite ready for before and after yet. I need some furniture in my living room and to get my bookcases back in place and there is still work to be done. But I can start settling in to my kitchen and can spend the weekend giving my floors and windows a good clean.

*sighs with happiness*
intertext: (little my)
Wednesday, August 18th, 2010 10:49 am
I suppose it was inevitable.

It's been more than six weeks in which I've had no living room furniture and have been camping out in a small area of my dining room with one chair, a side table and my laptop, while the living room is piled high with paint cans, dropsheets, a power saw, ladders and so on. All my books are packed away. My study is so full of stuff that I have trouble moving through it, but there are things I need (like my clothes) that are in there. It seems like I can't put anything down without a dropsheet being thrown over it.

Also I've had three consecutive very broken nights' sleep.

And the dogs have been a bit of a worry. Robinson has now decided to develop separation anxiety, and apparently barked so much on Monday that one of the neighbours complained. The two painters who have been working in my place have been very good and helpful and yesterday allowed him to hang out with them while they worked, and he was perfectly happy.

This morning, however, I was invaded by three painters - one I hadn't met before - the contractor and an impending electrician, who was going to need to work in the kitchen, where I had shut Robinson. The new painter was a woman with a butt crack and an attitude as long as your arm, who objected to Robinson sniffing her crotch. When I was asking them if the dogs were going to be okay with all those people, she declared loudly that she couldn't be responsible (which is a perfectly fair statement, to be honest, but it should have been obvious that I was trying to be accomodating, and I really didn't need the hostility).

I wish I was the kind of person who gets angry rather than upset. I would have liked to have said "This is MY fucking house; leave your fucking attitude at the door!" Instead, I had to go outside so they wouldn't see me in tears. My contractor, however, did see that I was upset, which was probably a good thing, because I think he's going to try a bit harder to get things done more quickly. I THINK it's only going to be one more week.

We'll see.

Meanwhile, to be safe, I'm going to have the dogs looked after again until the weekend, and bring them home again on Friday. They may have to go back again next week, but if the painters at least are finished there might be some space created where I can shut the dogs up while other work is being done.

I know it's going to be awesome when it's done. I just want it done soon, please.
intertext: (fillyjonk)
Sunday, August 15th, 2010 06:15 pm
Your chances that a contractor or other workman will turn up unexpectedly increase exponentially when any of the following conditions apply:

  • You have just poured yourself a cool one
  • you have just made lunch
  • you have just removed bra and panties and put on something loose (because of the heat)
  • You have just settled in to watch a nice dvd
  • any combination of the preceding.


  • When you put something carefully aside so that you can find it quickly when you have to go to work, it will be the first thing to have a drop sheet put over it.

    Likelihood that something will be moved somewhere that you can't find it increases exponentially with the value and use of that something.

    Drywallers behave as if they were the gondoliers of the construction industry (they preen, run in packs, exhibit macho tendencies). Unlike gondoliers, they are at the bottom of the food chain, and are expected to break things and make a mess. Which they do.

    Painters, on the other hand, although also quite low on the food chain, are quite civilized.

    Drywallers listen to Rap music. Painters listen to the CBC.

    Nothing is ever completely finished.
    intertext: (fool)
    Sunday, August 15th, 2010 08:04 am
    I could write a long, long post about this whole, rather strange, summer, but I think it would be too long and rambling and that you'd probably prefer (and it will be easier to write) short bits, so here goes.

    Part One: Where we are now

    I dream of a day when I can have my house to myself, and where things are where they're meant to be rather than where they've been put to get them out of the way, but that day is not yet come, and is probably a couple of weeks off, at least. I pray that it will be before I start teaching again in September; ideally I'd like a week before to move things and tidy up, but I'm not sure I'll get it.

    The contractor was supposed to start July 1st and be finished by now. He didn't, and he isn't, but I suppose I always knew that was likely to happen.

    What still needs to be done: kitchen: install dishwasher, over-the-counter fan/microwave, and remove and replace a window. Paint trim. Hook up electricity to several new outlets. Living room: paint trim and built in bookcase, and install doors to hall cupboard. Bedroom: finish prep work (stripping wallpaper) and paint three walls, cupboard and trim. "Dining" room: more prep work to repair plaster walls, remove and replace sliding glass door, prime cupboard door (it's faux wood), paint walls and trim. Put an electrical outlet in the bathroom (the bathroom was the only room in the house that I didn't hate, and is thus the only one to escape renovations this time round. Perhaps next year). Install new light fixtures in kitchen, hall, and bedroom. I have new living room furniture which needs to be delivered and put in place, but I'm waiting for everything else to be finished. I think I may order some Ikea furniture for my bedroom, which will need assemblage. Some old furniture needs to be put on "Used Victoria" or Freecycle, or I should have a garage sale (but that feels like a lot of work after a long summer of hauling things around).

    What has been done: Kitchen was gutted, horrible old lino floor pulled up and removed, new floor installed, complete replacement of cabinets, new floor, walls drywalled and painted. Living room: horrible old panelling removed, drywalling throughout, including ceiling, all except trim painted. Dining room: new floor, some prep to wall. Bedroom: more panelling removed, one wall drywalled, another wall repaired (where Cholmondeley as a puppy had eaten a chunk of drywall), most of the wallpaper stripped.

    I moved out for 2 1/2 weeks and had dogs in kennels for a month, but am now back home, and dogs came home yesterday. This will not facilitate speedy finishing, but that's really the contractor's problem - I could have had both myself and my dogs out for longer if he'd started earlier, but he didn't.

    Other than that, I have to say that my contractor has been wonderful. All has been done with minimum disruption or damage, and my house is beginning to look fabulous.

    I just wish it was all finished, so I could invite everyone over for a party!
    intertext: (fillyjonk)
    Sunday, June 20th, 2010 09:58 am
    I've just been hit by the full extent of the upheaval I'm facing by having renovations done on my house.

    Don't get me wrong; I can't wait. The interior of my house is unbelievably shabby, suffering from years of neglect when my mother was living in it and it was impossible to move for all the "stuff." It's taken this long to kind of psych myself up to the final amount of clearance that is needed, and to stop feeling guilty about doing this for myself (and, to be honest, I haven't quite got that bit yet).

    But even though I've cleared out about 50% of what was here, there's still an enormous amount of "stuff" left from my mum - about 1000 books, teddy bears, good china - most of which is in my basement. Then there's my own "stuff": another 1000 or more books, my dishes, dvds, some knickknacks, camera equipment, all the non-perishable food in my kitchen... you know. Thing is, they're going to be tearing out my kitchen, dry-walling in my living room, the kitchen and the bedroom, painting throughout, new floors and other things. So I'm going to have to pack it all up...

    And I've really only just realized that of course it will be easier if they do the whole thing at once, or that the various bits - ripping things out, dry-walling, painting and so on - are all done at the same time in the whole house. I, you see, had had some notion that they could do one room at a time and I'd just move from one room to another. Which I know they _could_ do, but realize that ultimately it will be faster and therefore cheaper if I were not here and they could do it all at once.

    I had already decided that I was probably going to go and stay in one of my friend kp's holiday flats for at least part of the time, and I'm now thinking that the more I can stay away probably the better. I can easily take Tabitha with me. I'm not so sure about the dogs, because although kp has said I could take them, they are, you know, dogs, and they bark and they need to go out in the middle of the night, and the apartments are up a steep flight of stairs that Zoe might not won't like (nor will Robinson, for that matter) and there isn't a fenced yard, and there are paying guests who may not want barking or whatever... And staying at kp's and more than likely boarding the dogs somewhere is all going to incur more expense, but I'm beginning to get dizzy with all the money that is going to be spent, and heck, what's a few hundred dollars more when tens of thousands are being discussed... And I feel kind of guilty about _that_, too, though I don't really know why, because it's my money, or at least money that's coming from equity that I've built in my property, and I've worked hard and all that, but I still have a lot of trouble doing good things for myself and believing I'm worth it... And I think I need a renovation in my brain, too.

    Yikes.